Yesterday, someone actually said this to me.
"If your girlfriend is not actively making you happy*, FIRE HER."
* Later, he said "making you happy" should be substituted by "improving the quality of your life".
Some of you can probably guess who said this...
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I don't care who said it, I'm applying this nugget of wisdom to my life. Bitch better watch out, she's bout to get FIRED!
Nice. HAH.
BSRB seminar boredom for the win, we come up with retarded words of wisdom. Actually it's from a best-of-craigslist post by some ex-marine or something like that, pretty hilarious, but oh so true.
Wait... you have a girlfriend?
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