Moar Bruises

So I haven't done a real blog post in a while. I've been lazy and was letting my fascinating photos do all the talking. Not that this post is going to be all that interesting, but I'm putting some effort into it. I mean I'm typing on a compuder here, not on my cell phone!!!

This past weekend, our lovely friend HG invited a few of us to her family's lake house. Good times. Summary of the weekend: drinking + pontooning. The combination resulted in some debaucherous activities and injuries. Let's just say you had to be there to fully enjoy the activities. I will talk about the injuries.

Our friend SS had all kinds of gashes on his arms and he burned his finger. Oh yeah, we had fire. On an island where we were stranded for what felt like hours but it was only an hour. It was just like LOST, as HG would say...

Anyway, I just want to brag about my bruises. I found out recently that I bruise easily. Or I have a super high threshold for pain because I never know how I get these bruises. Or I just do too many activities drunk. Who knows. But our wise friend AS once said "bitches bruise to easily".


Check them out! They're on my right outer thigh and on my right knee. One of my friends told me that I've outdone myself. Oh, the cell phone is for scale. I want you to get a good idea of how battered I look. I got them while I was trying to get back on the pontoon without using the ladder. Needless to say, I had a few drinks.

I rock at bruises.

Google Homepage as my Life Advisor

My friends know me as G-Slut. I love Google that much. I try to get everyone to use as many Google products as possible. (Even for work!) There are only 2 people I know that probably love Google as much as I do. That's AS and NK. I was really jealous when they got to experiment with Google themes before I did.

This is what my Google Homepage currently looks like.

I have stuff like my horoscope, my agenda, my gmail preview, word of the day, quotes of the day, local weather, and several other useful information on one page. In a way, my Google Homepage shapes my day.

My horoscope was disappointing today. BORING. (And a little gay.)

It's difficult for you to separate the facts from your feelings today as communicator Mercury sextiles your key planet Venus. Everything you say can be colored by your emotions, even if you are telling the truth. The most casual conversation can turn into an empty canvas upon which you paint your subjective experience. Pay attention to your words and try to be as objective as possible.

Yeah ok, so I had to look up "sextile".

My word of the day today (courtesy of Dictionary.com) is toper!

Awesome. Now that's what I'm talking about. I am, indeed, a hard drinker. And I do so chronically.

Thanks, Google. I now know what to do today.