Google Homepage as my Life Advisor

My friends know me as G-Slut. I love Google that much. I try to get everyone to use as many Google products as possible. (Even for work!) There are only 2 people I know that probably love Google as much as I do. That's AS and NK. I was really jealous when they got to experiment with Google themes before I did.

This is what my Google Homepage currently looks like.

I have stuff like my horoscope, my agenda, my gmail preview, word of the day, quotes of the day, local weather, and several other useful information on one page. In a way, my Google Homepage shapes my day.

My horoscope was disappointing today. BORING. (And a little gay.)

It's difficult for you to separate the facts from your feelings today as communicator Mercury sextiles your key planet Venus. Everything you say can be colored by your emotions, even if you are telling the truth. The most casual conversation can turn into an empty canvas upon which you paint your subjective experience. Pay attention to your words and try to be as objective as possible.

Yeah ok, so I had to look up "sextile".

My word of the day today (courtesy of Dictionary.com) is toper!

Awesome. Now that's what I'm talking about. I am, indeed, a hard drinker. And I do so chronically.

Thanks, Google. I now know what to do today.