Showing posts with label Court TV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Court TV. Show all posts

Friday, November 16, 2007

Creepy Dream

This is a new one.

I had a vivid dream last night. I got my heart ripped out with bare hands while it was still beating. Blood everywhere!

I suppose that's what happens when you fall asleep to Court TV after watching 2 hours of medical drama.

I woke up because a delayed text message came in at 4:10 AM.

Bizzzzzzaaaarrrooooo.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Stench is gone

This morning when I left my apartment, the stench was gone.

So maybe my neighbor is not only a serial killer, but maybe he's also a spy. And he hears everything. So he heard me tell my friends over the phone that I suspect that he's a serial killer because of the smell of rotten flesh. And that's why he disposed of all the decomposing body parts... Maybe with acid in the bathtub?????

I <3 CourtTV.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

I'm a Court TV Addict

Moment that made me think perhaps I watch too much Court TV...

I walked into my apartment building today and it stunk like rotting garbage (or flesh). I checked all the doors and there were no trash bags. The stench seemed to be emanating from my neighbor right across from me. OMG, my neighbor is a serial killer!!!