Recently, I requested a new document scanner for our office. When it was delivered, one of our IT support dudes was more than willing to set it up for us. He's nice like that. Always wanting to help. Yup. Later that day, he came in to my office to tell me about it, and he was so excited that his nose hair flaring out of his nose. (I know, wretch.)
I quote:
"Seriously. This scanner is so fast, it scans as fast as the paper going through it."
If you don't understand why that's a ridiculous thing to say, you're a friggin' moron too.
