Stoopid Life.

So those of you who know me, you know that I like to read my daily horoscope that iGoogle feeds me. (Well, I chose it to feed me this poison every day). Here's what mine says today:

It isn't easy to contain yourself today, for you are dreaming about the endless possibilities of what you could accomplish in your life. Sometimes it's hard to set your mind to do anything about your dreams, for you believe that your hard work will be wasted if your goals aren't realistic enough. Now, however, your efforts will be rewarded. It's time to go after what you really want.

Okay. So I'm hoping tomorrow, they're going to tell me what my frickin' dreams are. Because I haven't figured that out yet. Can my dreams in life be figuring out what my real dreams are in life???

With all that said, I don't really believe in these horoscopes. I just like to make a big deal out of them, as well as messages on fortune cookies. What can I say, they're entertaining!

PS - Dear horoscope writers, you shouldn't encourage people to do something drastic like "go after what you really want" because chances are, if they're crazy or stupid enough to really follow your "horoscope", that kind of advise can lead to those people really fucking things up... You know. And that would suck.