Friday, March 28, 2008

Infomercials...

I am THE targeted audience for late-night infomericals. The one they have on "Local 4" (NBC in Detroit area) between Conan O'Brien and Carson Daly. If I'm up at that time, that means I was probably doing something I had to stay up late for. I'm tired. I'm staring at the TV screen...

And this shit comes on.

When I'm tired, I can't think straight. I'm sitting there with my mouth gaped open like an idiot going "whoa, look at that! I can do so much with this thing!" Good thing I had my computer turned off. Who knows. Otherwise I may have ordered it... I know I don't need it and I also know that I won't use it more than once or twice!

They're smart. They get you. They get you at your weakest.

See, but this guy is on while I'm wide awake so he gets no points. Annoying dude.

These are gross: product 1, product 2.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Yeah, if you notice in the commercial, it is by a company called ProvoCraft. Provo, as in Provo, UT. There is a REALLY STRONG scrapbooking culture out there. My sister is nuts with it. I have relatives that are INSANE scrapbookers. I know lots of women that went to Brigham Young University (in Provo, where I did my undergrad) and they are INSANE scrapbookers.