I've decided to give up on having any sort of meaningful relationship with anyone. I figured NSA fling here and there is probably the best thing for me. Then I was thinking to myself shit, that means I won't have kids. But I want to do something about not letting trash take over the world...
Then I thought to myself, I should donate my egg. Brilliant. Couple of G's in cash won't hurt either.
But dang, apparently I am too old for that already.
So much for that idea. Back to thinking how else I can contribute to this world...
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There's always surrogate pregnancy. Imagine, all the fun of having a baby without any of the pain in the ass of raising it! Oh wait, it's not fun to have a baby, as a man without a uterus I forget these things...
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