Thursday, July 19, 2007

ZOMG UPS SUCKS ASS

ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH.

UPS SUCKS. Here's my work of art illustrating how frustrated I am at them. Beautifully done, I must add. I'll give you a nickel (that I found the other day) to the first person who can figure out what tool I used to create my fabulous artwork.


Ok. So, let, me, tell, you.

I don't know what's wrong with the friggin' driver that delivers to my building. I've had problems with this individual before. Not leaving me InfoNotices, then leaving one with no name or apartment number, and finally trying to combine 2 packages into 1 InfoNotice which confused the shit out the other employees. This time I'm really pissed because I now have to make an extra trip out to Ypsi-tucky.

Yesterday, I come home to find yet another InfoNotice carelessly stuck on top of another which was for my neighbor. So I looked at both of them. Although there is a space where this person could have put the name of the intended recipient, this fucker is way too lazy for that. At least this time the apartment numbers were scribbled on them. Naturally, I take the one that says "2" which is my apartment number and left the one that says "7" on the door.

So I went online and chose "Will Call". Which meant I can go to the shitty shack between 10 AM - 6 PM to pick up my package. So I go there during my lunch hour with my InfoNotice and a print out of my Will Call Confirmation. The dude checks my ID and everything and what do I get? My frickin' neighbor's package. Fanta-fucking-tastic. After finagling around on the computer, the dude tells me that MY package is "out for delivery". So what's his solution; "come back between 8-8:30 PM and we'll have the package for you here". As if he's doing me a favor.

I'm just looking forward to this one... They didn't give me a new tracking number or anything. I didn't receive a single apology from these losers. I would actually be SHOCKED if they have my package there and they'll actually let me take it home with me.

Moral of the story? FUCK UPS.

The end. (For now.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Fuckers!!!