Hmm...

Moar wilderness, or not...

So of course after seeing a fox yesterday, I am looking for it. I'm looking around barely paying attention to the road on my way to work this morning. (BTW, it was friggin cold! People were scraping their windshield!) Anyway, so I thought I saw one. I'm staring at this red beast, going "aww" then realized that it was just a dog. As soon as that thought ran through my head, I felt guilty. Not just a dog. Dogs are my favorite.

Ann Arbor Wilderness

Today, I saw a glimpse of a red fox from my co-workers window! It was just wandering around between parking lots on the grass. I almost died of cuteness overload. I think this was the first time I've seen a fox here in Ann Arbor. For those of you who can picture this, yes, I did squeal, giggle, and jump up and down. (Lots of awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww's)

So I'm all happy google image searching "red fox". It was all good and cute for a while. But I'm stupid. And it's after 4:30 PM on a Monday and I didn't feel like working any more. So I kept looking...

WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO HUNT CUTE FURRY ANIMALS??????

All My Doggies

Some of you are intimately familiar with my doggies... So you'll understand.

One morning, I woke up and my doggies were in this formation. I swear I didn't do it. Not on purpose anyway...

Stench is gone

This morning when I left my apartment, the stench was gone.

So maybe my neighbor is not only a serial killer, but maybe he's also a spy. And he hears everything. So he heard me tell my friends over the phone that I suspect that he's a serial killer because of the smell of rotten flesh. And that's why he disposed of all the decomposing body parts... Maybe with acid in the bathtub?????

I <3 CourtTV.

I'm a Court TV Addict

Moment that made me think perhaps I watch too much Court TV...

I walked into my apartment building today and it stunk like rotting garbage (or flesh). I checked all the doors and there were no trash bags. The stench seemed to be emanating from my neighbor right across from me. OMG, my neighbor is a serial killer!!!

Old habits die hard...

I figured I'd kick back and chill tonight. I thought to myself, oh, I should make some tea and relax. I got up to boil some water and next thing I know, I was on the futon with a bottle of Guinness in my hand...

Horoscope Blog - NOT happening

Over the weekend, I was considering starting another blog. It would have been all about how I would live my life according to my Google horoscope (actually, it's tarot.com written by Rick). It seemed like a good idea at the time because I could have interpreted the horoscope to say "go masturbate all day" or "go drink instead of thinking about life". It was going to be accompanied by photos and everything.

So today when I didn't feel like working, I looked up my horoscope.

Your daily routine may be disturbed today by an unavoidable emotional drama. You are pulled one way then another and it's hard to tell what's really happening. Forget about attempting to use your common sense, for this is an irrational time and can be quite exciting if you don't get too stuck on being so serious.

Shit. Take common sense away from me and you just have a crazy person. This doesn't sound fun to act out and blog about at all. I decided this ain't gonna work out. So no horoscope blog for me. Unless someone can interpret this to say something fun???

My camera tracks Jesus' face

I call this "Self-Sufficient"