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2009-02-12T20:14:00.000-05:00

Vote for Luma!

2009-01-30T20:35:00.002-05:00

To support Spay Day, The Humane Society of the United States and Humane Society International host the Spay Day Online Pet Photo Contest. Luma was spayed just yesterday on 01/29/2009!Please vote for Luma!Yes I did study the benefits and risks of getting your pet neutered/spayed. And I still believe in getting your pets neutered/spayed unless you are a responsible breeder.

Galileo's what?

2008-11-21T21:57:00.000-05:00

Galileo's what?

Power of Oprah

2008-09-15T13:13:00.003-04:00

Apparently if your dress makes it on the Oprah Winfrey show, it is worth extra $10. At least at Ann Taylor it is.

Do not want.

2008-08-28T13:39:00.000-04:00

Made in China

2008-08-21T20:21:00.000-04:00

Angry with UMHS

2008-07-25T15:10:00.000-04:00

This is about my frustrating visit to the University of Michigan Hospital--specifically the Department of Urology. I will spare you the details of why I was there but don't worry, it's not because I wet my pants or anything like that.Back in early May, my PCP referred me to see an Urologist. They never called (like they're supposed to) to set up an appointment. So I call 2 weeks later to make

I should submit this to the FAIL blog

2008-06-17T16:49:00.003-04:00

I'm going home for 3 weeks soon! Anyway, my sister asked me to pick up a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce for her husband. I took my friend's advice and decided to take a bottle of Clancy's Fancy Hot Sauce to him as well, since it's made here in Michigan. I was off at a pet store in Saline looking a bunny stuff (that's going to have to be a completely different post...) my friend was nice

Oh shit. I'm stupid.

2008-05-29T11:17:00.001-04:00

So yes. I've been patiently waiting for my stimulus check. Well duh. It was direct deposited into my account weeks ago. I'm so stupid.

Economic Stimulus Rebate Check

2008-05-19T12:29:00.003-04:00

I am still waiting for my govm't check.

Sign @ Apt

2008-04-10T18:29:00.006-04:00

Make: HondaModel: AccordBrand: ... ???

Money Doesn't Make You Happy

2008-04-01T23:28:00.000-04:00

But it would really make it easier for me to concentrate on being happy right now, let me tell you.I hate my job. I theoretically I don't hate "my job" but man, the place I work for is just insane. The turnover rate is amazing. We've had more certifiably crazy people working at our place than any other place I know. It's an extremely stressful place to work, and I'm not exaggerating. You can

Infomercials...

2008-03-28T16:25:00.003-04:00

I am THE targeted audience for late-night infomericals. The one they have on "Local 4" (NBC in Detroit area) between Conan O'Brien and Carson Daly. If I'm up at that time, that means I was probably doing something I had to stay up late for. I'm tired. I'm staring at the TV screen...And this shit comes on.When I'm tired, I can't think straight. I'm sitting there with my mouth gaped open like

When I am caught off guard...

2008-03-26T09:32:00.002-04:00

- I admit to wanting children one of these days- I am capable of killing a 1/4" silverfish with my bare fistFeeling pretty uneasy right about now...

Cute dog shitty owner

2008-03-18T15:31:00.001-04:00

So this dog is really cute and smart. But what the hell? Does the owner not have time to play with his/her own dog???

Radio show on the nets

2008-03-13T22:39:00.003-04:00

So I have no idea why I decided to sensor everything but I did. This is what happens when I try to multi-task. Anyway. You all should listen to this show because look at what kind of music they play.

You know what's funny?

2008-03-13T14:01:00.002-04:00

Within your Made in China electronics, finding Made in Vietnam parts.

Do not exit.

2008-03-09T16:33:00.001-04:00

Graduate Online

2008-02-22T15:46:00.003-05:00

As I was staring at the snow storm that stretched from New York to Boston moving east on weather.com, I noticed this ad. So "Graduate Online" from where, with what? That chick on the left is animated, by the way on the actual ad. She does this stupid white girl dance. She's wearing knee-high boots with a skimpy fuschia pink dress? Must be stripper school.

Young Tink

2008-02-19T20:16:00.002-05:00

Young Tinkerbell. Fine line between hot and creepy? I don't know where I stand. I'm so confused.

Review: Ann Taylor @ Briarwood Mall

2008-02-18T14:07:00.000-05:00

This is the first of my several upcoming reviews of places in Ann Arbor. They're not really reviews really, but more like stories about my either SUCK or pleasant experiences at these establishments. First up, Ann Taylor Briarwood Mall store in Ann Arbor (Store#155).Verdict: SUCK. ASS. STUPID.On Sunday, 2/3/2008 I went to this said store and purchased 3 pieces from their Triacetate Suit

Geek vs. Pig

2008-02-13T01:14:00.001-05:00

This speed trap mashup is pretty sweet. The site was really slow when I tried though.

Dear Kyle,

2008-02-12T15:55:00.000-05:00

Can I just say that my VEHICLE does not seem to be in the paint shop? My VEHICLE is sitting out in the snow without a front bumper. And really, I can't tell the progress you are making from this photo. I really hope you are making good progress because I do not enjoy driving a Chevy Cobalt. Thanks.Sincerely,Your frequent customer

So delicious

2008-02-12T15:35:00.001-05:00

People who know me well knows that one of my favorite things to eat is CHEESE FRIES. Mmm. Especially when it comes with bacon bits and ranch dressing to dip the cheesy fries in. (Chives/scallions just get in my way.)Outback has this delicious food item on their menu. When I saw this article, I thought "oh crap" but my other voice said "mmmmmmmm" a lot louder. Men's Health is stupid anyway.

Career Counseling

2008-02-11T19:37:00.000-05:00

Today, I went to a career counselor. Basically she told me to quit my job, leave the University b/c otherwise I won't get paid enough and she showed me how to use Google. I guess you get what you pay: NOTHING.

IT Support Dude

2008-02-04T13:45:00.000-05:00

Notice I am NOT posting this on Vasilizm.Recently, I requested a new document scanner for our office. When it was delivered, one of our IT support dudes was more than willing to set it up for us. He's nice like that. Always wanting to help. Yup. Later that day, he came in to my office to tell me about it, and he was so excited that his nose hair flaring out of his nose. (I know, wretch.) I

brb

2008-02-03T01:56:00.000-05:00

I've been slacking for too long... I know. It's this thing called WORK that's been keeping me from posting. This WORK thing keeps me busy and cranky. BUT I have reasons to believe things are going to be a little better soon. Then I'll start blogging again (from work).For now, enjoy this video... I know it's old, and I've seen it before but man. Still hilarious.

Toys R Us is fun!

2007-11-27T20:02:00.001-05:00

Stoopid world.

2007-11-27T16:08:00.000-05:00

Man, this world we live in kindda sucks. For every good/cool news, there's a crappy one.

I must get out

2007-11-19T11:27:00.000-05:00

Man, I really need to get out of here. I may end up:- Jobless- Become a victim of a violent crime- FatSad.

Chuck Norris & Mike Huckabee

2007-11-18T18:37:00.000-05:00

Oh noes. Chuck Norris is a Republican. Endorsing Mike Huckabee...

My Education Pays Off

2007-11-17T20:30:00.000-05:00

Thanks mom & dad! For sending me to school. Paying for my education all the way through my master's degree. It finally paid off today.So a little known secret. I have a master's degree in electrical engineering. I concentrated mostly in digital signal processing and imaging science but forget about that for now.I'm also somewhat of a klutz given a sharp object in my hands. Such as scissors.

Red Fox

2007-11-16T14:47:00.000-05:00

Here's proof that I really did see a red fox a few weeks ago! It was pretty far away so picture quality is pretty crappy but you can still see. :)

Creepy Dream

2007-11-16T09:54:00.000-05:00

This is a new one.I had a vivid dream last night. I got my heart ripped out with bare hands while it was still beating. Blood everywhere!I suppose that's what happens when you fall asleep to Court TV after watching 2 hours of medical drama.I woke up because a delayed text message came in at 4:10 AM.Bizzzzzzaaaarrrooooo.

Correction: Thank you, Borders!

2007-11-02T21:18:00.000-04:00

Thank you, Borders!

2007-11-02T17:02:00.000-04:00

I wtach too much TV

2007-11-01T14:25:00.000-04:00

I guess it's not just CourtTV that I watch too much of. I think I've been watching too much TV in general. I had 2 dreams between 7:00 and 7:15 AM this morning while I was snoozing. Both were scenes from TV shows. One was Grey's Anatomy and the other ER (yeah, both are on tonight...) What was messed up is that I think they were acting out issues that I'm having right now. It appeared like I

Hmm...

2007-10-31T00:06:00.001-04:00

Moar wilderness, or not...

2007-10-30T14:20:00.000-04:00

So of course after seeing a fox yesterday, I am looking for it. I'm looking around barely paying attention to the road on my way to work this morning. (BTW, it was friggin cold! People were scraping their windshield!) Anyway, so I thought I saw one. I'm staring at this red beast, going "aww" then realized that it was just a dog. As soon as that thought ran through my head, I felt guilty.

Ann Arbor Wilderness

2007-10-29T16:35:00.000-04:00

Today, I saw a glimpse of a red fox from my co-workers window! It was just wandering around between parking lots on the grass. I almost died of cuteness overload. I think this was the first time I've seen a fox here in Ann Arbor. For those of you who can picture this, yes, I did squeal, giggle, and jump up and down. (Lots of awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww's)So I'm all happy google image searching "red

All My Doggies

2007-10-25T14:49:00.000-04:00

Some of you are intimately familiar with my doggies... So you'll understand.One morning, I woke up and my doggies were in this formation. I swear I didn't do it. Not on purpose anyway...

Stench is gone

2007-10-24T16:03:00.000-04:00

This morning when I left my apartment, the stench was gone. So maybe my neighbor is not only a serial killer, but maybe he's also a spy. And he hears everything. So he heard me tell my friends over the phone that I suspect that he's a serial killer because of the smell of rotten flesh. And that's why he disposed of all the decomposing body parts... Maybe with acid in the bathtub?????I <3

I'm a Court TV Addict

2007-10-23T19:28:00.000-04:00

Moment that made me think perhaps I watch too much Court TV...I walked into my apartment building today and it stunk like rotting garbage (or flesh). I checked all the doors and there were no trash bags. The stench seemed to be emanating from my neighbor right across from me. OMG, my neighbor is a serial killer!!!

Old habits die hard...

2007-10-22T23:13:00.000-04:00

I figured I'd kick back and chill tonight. I thought to myself, oh, I should make some tea and relax. I got up to boil some water and next thing I know, I was on the futon with a bottle of Guinness in my hand...

Horoscope Blog - NOT happening

2007-10-22T14:17:00.000-04:00

Over the weekend, I was considering starting another blog. It would have been all about how I would live my life according to my Google horoscope (actually, it's tarot.com written by Rick). It seemed like a good idea at the time because I could have interpreted the horoscope to say "go masturbate all day" or "go drink instead of thinking about life". It was going to be accompanied by photos

My camera tracks Jesus' face

2007-10-19T15:39:00.001-04:00

I call this "Self-Sufficient"

2007-10-19T13:30:00.000-04:00

Stupid Insomnia

2007-10-17T08:59:00.000-04:00

For some reason, I've been waking up really early lately. Not by choice. I just wake up. I don't really have to wake up until 7:30 AM to make it to work on time but I've been getting out of bed around 6:15 AM (after several failed attempts at going back to sleep.) So I've been coming to work extra early. Like yesterday, I was here before 8 AM! I beat the old folks in! I had to unlock the

Yay!

2007-10-11T20:53:00.001-04:00

Congratulations, DHL!

2007-10-11T13:14:00.000-04:00

Hats off to DHL for making #1 on my "IF I DECIDE TO KILL MYSELF I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN WITH ME" list!Seriously. They had tough competition like UPS and Comcast. But DHL just blew them all away this week! So I ordered this camera from Sixth Avenue Electronics via Amazon. I ordered it Wednesday night (Thursday) around 1 AM. So I was pretty excited to find out that they had already shipped it on

The Verdict

2007-10-07T02:26:00.000-04:00

I set three traps to rid my apartment of these annoying fruit flies last night.Banana pieces in a glass sealed with saran wrap. A tiny hole at the top. Top of the 1L bottle was cut and placed upside down (like a funnel). Apple cider inside the bottle. A glass of wine. I touched the surface of the wine with soapy (dish detergent) finger.The wine got 4. Apple cider current has 1, and 2 hanging

Fruit Flies... I kill you!

2007-10-06T00:56:00.000-04:00

I HATE FRUIT FLIES. That's right I said it. I hate Drosophila melanogaster!!! (I'm sure all my genetics friends are all muttering reasons why Drosophila are scientifically beautiful specimens and I shouldn't hate them so much.) Partly because I like fresh air, and do care a little about the environment; but mostly because I'm cheap, I've been living without AC for most of the summer.

No prize for me.

2007-10-05T13:32:00.000-04:00

I went to this Oktoberfest event with a few people from work yesterday. It was held at the "Holiday Inn Near the University of Michigan", which happens to be behind the building I work. I guess it was some sort of a customer appreciation thing. We were invited because we refer a lot of our visitors to that hotel. (BTW, I think I'm supposed to say Friendliest Hotel in Ann Arbor.)I didn't

Creepy Amazon Find!

2007-10-04T00:59:00.000-04:00

I didn't have anything to blog about until I went to Amazon.com to look at the Camera I want to purchase. This is one of the search result items!!!Obviously you have to click and see the larger view... But WTF!!I don't know. I thought I would share my disturbing find. This is how I lose sleep. Just when I think I've reach the end of the intertubes (I really do feel that way sometimes when I

Random... Boring... Thought...

2007-10-02T23:19:00.000-04:00

I don't have anything interesting to write about. I guess that's good. There's been a lot of drama lately that I don't care to discuss (ZOMG, you really don't want to know anyway). Today's been pretty drama-free, I must say.You know it's a nice, short commute when you don't even have to get out of second gear for most of the time! (Unless you're stuck in traffic then that SUCKS, dude.) My

News

2007-09-28T16:14:00.000-04:00

There are a lot of worthless "news" out there. Buried in stupid articles about Halo 3 and iPhones, were these two stories that made me sad. It's difficult have faith in a world filled with so many evil and heartless people. More Deaths in Myanmar, and Defiance (NY Times - 9/28/2007)There is a picture of a Japanese journalist down on the ground; photo taken immediately after he was shot through

PBR Nutritional Facts

2007-09-28T11:33:00.000-04:00

Quite a few number of people seem to stumble across my blog by doing a Google search for "PBR nutritional facts". So, I feel like I should post the information here.PBR has 5.0% alcohol, 153 calories, and 12.01 grams of carbs.There you have it.

Amazon - Book Recommendation

2007-09-28T09:21:00.001-04:00

I wonder what I've purchased in the past to get this recommendation!Now available: "Modern Canonical Quantum General Relativity (Cambridge Monographs on Mathematical Physics)" by Thomas Thiemann on Amazon.com$140. Pretty hardcore!

My Own Heartbeat

2007-09-28T00:46:00.000-04:00

So this is a bit depressing, but oh well. I'll make fun of myself later.I feel most forlorn in the morning and at night, when I hear my own heartbeat. I hear my neighbors, I hear birds, I hear squirrels, I hear cars. But the sound of my own heartbeat reminds me that I'm all alone.

My Strengths?

2007-09-27T13:32:00.000-04:00

I read this book (well, only the required 3 chapters...) titled "Now, Discover Your Strengths" because my boss decided we should read it and talk about it. Basically, it tells you that everyone's got "talent" and you're better off working your "talent" into "strength" rather than improving your weaknesses. It's an interesting idea, and it gave me new ways to look at certain things but I can't

Egg Donation

2007-09-26T18:56:00.000-04:00

I've decided to give up on having any sort of meaningful relationship with anyone. I figured NSA fling here and there is probably the best thing for me. Then I was thinking to myself shit, that means I won't have kids. But I want to do something about not letting trash take over the world... Then I thought to myself, I should donate my egg. Brilliant. Couple of G's in cash won't hurt

My Friends are Funny

2007-09-22T01:32:00.000-04:00

2 Friends.2 Funny conversations.1 Night.-> Dead cell phone battery-> 2 more lines on my cell phone bill (same 2 numbers on the rest of the bill...)-> Little closer to hearing loss (thanks NK for the article)-> 1 blog postI'll briefly bitch about the first one and I'll write about the fourth item in a bit. Please be patient, or skip the next paragraph if you don't want to hear me whine (again).My

New High/Low

2007-09-21T18:32:00.000-04:00

I discovered something cool today. Thanks to someone who searched for certain terms on blogsearch, and my awesome post from yesterday.Search Engineblogsearch.google.comSearch Wordsblogspot masturbation or masturbate -mental -intellec=> My Hello Kitty post from yesterday!!!---I discovered just TODAY that my blog name's misspelled the entire time! Turdette is back.My fingers hurt from too much

Dear Hello Kitty Lovers

2007-09-20T16:20:00.000-04:00

If you are not comfortable with words like MASTURBATION, (or if you're related to me...) please stop reading, mao.Best thing ever. If you like Hello Kitty. And if you like to masturbate and/or those of you who are fortunate enough to be having sex if you enjoy bringing toys into the bedroom. Or wherever you decide to do it. (Side note: only use REAL waterproof ones in the shower).Go read this

My New Obsession

2007-09-20T14:45:00.000-04:00

Goodbye, craigslist missed connections, hello PostSecret!I'm so going to submit something...

Horoscopes & Legal Disclaimers

2007-09-19T23:58:00.000-04:00

Once again, I'm procrastinating. So I started perusing around Tarot.com (source of my frickin' Google horoscopes that I read everyday). Man. They have a lot of shit services!!! I mean I guess I'm not surprised, but they charge an arm and a leg to feed you bull shit.I started to wonder what type of disclaimer they have on their website to protect themselves from frivolous law suits. General

This one is for you, RL

2007-09-19T15:03:00.001-04:00

I loves me pandas

2007-09-18T23:36:00.001-04:00

So the last post was too serious so I have to link to this video.

Life & Procrastination

2007-09-18T23:25:00.000-04:00

Life of a Procrastinator. Life as a Procrastinator.Lifelong Procrastinator.Lifetime of Procrastination.Procrastinating Life.I'm trying to remember if I've always been a procrastinator. Thinking back to my childhood, the earliest memory of my partaking in procrastination goes back to elementary school. Growing up in Japan, we had homework over our 6 week summer vacation. Stuff like keeping a

Stupid People

2007-09-14T11:27:00.000-04:00

Today, I write about stupid people. Not that I'm smart, but man. Some people are just stooooopid. This morning, I receive an e-mail at 9:38 AM saying "get me off this list. Your unsubscribe produces and endless loop." I guess it was in response to some sort of spam that this person received . It contained 2 e-mail addresses. I guess I subscribed to one of them. (More accurately, I was a

Typhoon #9

2007-09-05T21:29:00.000-04:00

I've been at home (Tokyo) on vacation for about a week and a half now. It's nice to be home. The only thing is that the weather's been miserable... So friggin' hot and humid!BUT, here comes typhoon #9!!! It's going to be pretty sweet. It is supposed to hit the Tokyo area sometime in the early morning. Here's a satellite image. Pretty sweet! You can download KML files (Google Earth) from

I <3 Chuck Norris

2007-08-24T00:55:00.000-04:00

A video clip that is actually older than me! Chuck @ his best.

I <3 Gunther

2007-08-23T09:49:00.000-04:00

This isn't new. But I have to share.

Art of Flight Tracking

2007-08-20T21:34:00.000-04:00

First of all, apologies for not posting lately (except for lame attempt at moblogging). But I have a good excuse. I moved! Let me tell you, I hate moving. With a passion. I only moved to the other side of town but it was still a pain in the ass. My mom is right. I have too much shit. Except she doesn't use that word. Because she talks to me in Japanese.Anyway, that's not what this post

Ohhh Boy!

2007-08-19T13:12:00.001-04:00

Dangerous Parking Job

2007-08-18T14:03:00.001-04:00

Mmm. Hot dogs.

2007-08-03T16:00:00.001-04:00

Penis Fried Chicken

2007-08-02T21:05:00.001-04:00

Dog Days of Summer

2007-08-01T09:53:00.000-04:00

It is friggin' hot. Hot, hot, hot. The forecast for this week is not looking so good either.Ok, so maybe it doesn't look so bad if you live down South or something but this is Ann Arbor. Michigan. I thought summers are supposed to be comfortable here. I mean I tolerate the frigid temperatures in the winter so I can enjoy a nice cool dry summer. We might beat/tie the record high today which

He never learns...

2007-07-30T18:36:00.001-04:00

Mugs at Work

2007-07-27T16:58:00.000-04:00

How often do you wash your mug at work?And when you wash it, do you use soap?I've been making observations, and I am disturbed. Most people that I know just throw away their leftover coffee or tea from the previous day, maybe rinse the mug with water and refills. So if their mugs are white or light colored, you can see the stains that have settled in. Gross.I on the other hand, wash my mug

Hot

2007-07-25T21:04:00.001-04:00

There is hope for you.

2007-07-23T13:23:00.001-04:00

Crazy?

2007-07-23T09:50:00.000-04:00

I just realized this morning that I talk to animals a lot. Some people talk to themselves, some to computers, and I think most "normal" people just talk to other humans. I talk to animals. I guess I talk to myself about animals too... Like "aww, birdie!" I have not talked to a single human being in person yet this morning, but have spoken to 2 animals already. The little chipmunk that

Guinness only has 125 calories!

2007-07-21T22:57:00.001-04:00

Could have been DOOM day

2007-07-20T15:15:00.000-04:00

Yesterday, I called Bellanina Day Spa hoping to get an appointment for a bikini wax sometime next week or the week after that. To my HORROR, I found out that my esthetician lady's last day is this Saturday!!! You don't understand. I love this lady. I mean she pretties up my coochie.So I squeezed in an appointment today during lunch. I was going to ask her to recommend someone for me. But

ZOMG UPS SUCKS ASS

2007-07-19T15:40:00.000-04:00

ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH.UPS SUCKS. Here's my work of art illustrating how frustrated I am at them. Beautifully done, I must add. I'll give you a nickel (that I found the other day) to the first person who can figure out what tool I used to create my fabulous artwork. Ok. So, let, me, tell, you.I don't know what's wrong with the friggin' driver that delivers to my building. I've had problems with this

Meijer has everything

2007-07-18T22:02:00.001-04:00

Ugly

2007-07-18T21:58:00.001-04:00

Captain in a Sangria!

2007-07-18T20:36:00.000-04:00

Everything else is lightweight

2007-07-18T20:33:00.001-04:00

Huge hole

2007-07-18T12:35:00.001-04:00

TWSS. I'll probably drive into it soon.

I'm about to pocket this money

2007-07-17T17:16:00.001-04:00

Sorry to the person who dropped it.

Moar Bruises

2007-07-17T14:45:00.000-04:00

So I haven't done a real blog post in a while. I've been lazy and was letting my fascinating photos do all the talking. Not that this post is going to be all that interesting, but I'm putting some effort into it. I mean I'm typing on a compuder here, not on my cell phone!!!This past weekend, our lovely friend HG invited a few of us to her family's lake house. Good times. Summary of the

Hot!

2007-07-17T14:07:00.001-04:00

NYC - Circle Line Cruise

2007-07-17T11:51:00.001-04:00

NYC - Circle Line CruiseOriginally uploaded by retardita I'm just testing this new TECHNOLOGIEZ here. I can Photoblog straight from my flickr photo stream? Really? That's pretty frickin' awesome.

Mmm.

2007-07-14T19:43:00.000-04:00

Multimedia message

2007-07-14T12:19:00.001-04:00

Mmm. Looks delicious.

Road Trip!

2007-07-14T11:58:00.001-04:00

Whoopie Pie. Mmm.

Our gym is hardcore.

2007-07-12T19:49:00.001-04:00